10 SMS that a jealous girl sends all the time

 

We all know a person in our entourage who is sickly jealous… And unfortunately for some, this person is their (not necessarily so) tender half! But for those for whom it is not the case: here are 10 SMS that a jealous girl sends all the time:

1/ The resentful girl

My darling, are you jealous?

No.

You’re not jealous?

No.

Not at all?

I already told you, no.

Can I get a kiss?

I’D RATHER GET A KISS FROM THAT SOW WHO LIKED YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE.

2/ It smells like a trap…

And her, do you think she’s beautiful?

3/ The obsessive girl

 Hi my darling, I’m in the hospital, I hurt my leg at work and Alice brought me there, the doctors say that I might lose my leg…

Who is this Alice?

4/ The suspicious girl

Why did you like the picture of your ex?

5/ The honest girl

Me? Jealous? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

Yes.

6/ The annoyed girl

Who’s that one again?

7/ The female cop

Where are you?

And who are you with?

8/ The (willfully bad) lying girl

No. Everything is fine. I’m not sulking. You do as you like.

9/ The Girl Confessor

Are you sure you’re home? …

10/ The female cop (bis)

Who were you with last night ???????????????????????

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